A moment in Hell-LWK entry

Day One: Life is good…I’ve just pulled off a large heist, probably the largest I’ve ever had in a long time. I flicked a bottlecap on said crime scene, and hightail it out of there.

While running, I spotted a freakishly tall pikachu, with brown bangs, dressed in black. Our eyes connected for only a brief second.

She collided me within the next second.

Her eyes glimmered wildly, and her grin was enormous; In her hands, a bat, it swung high over her head, and came straight for me…and then…darkness…



Day Two: I awoke on a soft bed…I got up with a start, only to have my head throb badly…What happened…? Oh yeah…I had just run off with my bag of loot, and then a bat was cracked over my head…My head was wrapped up…I looked all around the room: a bureau, a window, my bag of loot, and a chair. That weirdo was sitting on said chair, and she was wearing an apologetic smile. “Sorry”, she said.

If I get her name, does that mean I can file a lawsuit, and sue? “They call me Carolchu~ Carol for short!” She grinned.

“I’m really sorry for hitting you with the bat…” She added, ‘I have a tendency to get over-excited’. She got up, and said ‘There’s some medication on the bureau. Take it, and sleep some more.’ She exited the room quietly.

I looked over to the bed stand nearby, and picked up the pill she was talking about. Was it really a smart idea to take some medication, in the home of someone who cracked a bat over your head…? The pain in my head was unbearable, and dumbly, I took the medicine. I was waiting for my death slowly…instead…the pain in my head started to slowly dissipate, and my eyes were getting heavy.

I blacked out shortly.


Day Three: I woke up sometime in the evening. The sky was turning dark. How long was I out…? I got out of bed and tested walking on my feet. At least they worked. Quickly, I checked my loot bag…everything was accounted for…so…why was I basically kidnapped…?

‘…C-crap!! What happens if that pikachu was in cahoots with that Ninetales!?!’ I had to get out of this room and fast before that pikachu returned!! I rushed the door, which had opened in the same second. That weirdo was there, and next to her was a lopunny...The Bakachu, and lopunny were staring at me with incredulous faces…

The male lopunny spoke up in a flamboyant voice, “Carol, is he even supposed to be up yet…?”

“No, Ayame…he isn’t…I bet it’s probably because he’s the legendary bottlecap thief~!”

“What the hell is going on!?!”

“We were just going to check up on you Calci-kun~”, the Lopunny said.

“Yeah, Calci, you were out for a bit…so we came to check up on you!”

Were they trying something foolish…? Were they trying to catch me off guard…? I held my loot in anticipation…

The Bakachu suddenly snapped her fingers. Another pikachu, an eevee and a quilava suddenly entered the room. She grinned darkly. “Give Calci a bath…his fittings begin shortly…” With that she exited the room, leaving a flamboyant lopunny, an orange banged pikachu, a blonde eevee, and one of the strangest quilava’s I’ve ever seen. He had an eyepatch, and four bells attached to four spikes of hair.

Good grief, I thought I was weird…But…to leave me here with such simpletons…KOing them would be as simple as stealing candy from the jaws of a baby. I lunged forward, towards the door, only to be repulsed backwards by the quilava and pikachu.

“What was that for!!?” Being jostled like that really hurt!!

Orangey said, “Sorry, it’s the order of boss…say you mind taking your clothes off…?”

I stared blankly at the pikachu. What the hell kind of question was that!?! “!@#$%&*!@#$%*&!!!”

Orangey merely ‘tsked’. “Such a foul mouth…Saito, Ayame, please escort Calci to the bathroom.” Her eyes kind of flashed. What the hell was that…was that like a signal…? What if she was signaling them to do horrible things to me in the so called bathroom!?!

I was slowly being dragged out of the room. I stopped thinking for a bit, and being observing my surroundings. Maybe, while they’re all asleep, I can turn this into another crime scene. I almost sniggered at the thought. There were lovely items everywhere, and so many windows I could jump through to escape…

I was stopped in front of a giant wooden door. Slowly it was opened. A massive amount of steam exited the door. When it somewhat cleared, I peered around. It was just hotsprings…in a house…I was kinda shoved roughly. I walked, in looking for a hotspring that suited my tastes. After what seemed to be about twenty minutes, I walked into the hotspring.

Although it was nerve-wracking because I was a fire-type, the water was actually soothing. I only stayed in for a while. By the time I got out, it felt like my fur had shrunk a few sizes. Spikey and Fluffy were waiting for me. I was suddenly grabbed, and being measured. Was this the ‘fitting’ Orangey was talking about…?

After a few minutes I  was brought back to my little room. Why the hell was I being measured…? I dried off, and lay down, too exhausted to even care...


Day Four: I was woken up suddenly by the eevee. She said something about getting changed into my contest clothes. What did she mean…?
I got up and followed the munchkin, towards a different part of this house. I’m seriously going to rob this house when nobody’s looking… We stopped in front of another prestigious looking door…I wonder if I could take ‘em down and sell ‘em…Or maybe I can take their lovely doorknobs.

How odd…It looked like a clothing store. Several fabrics hung from the rafters. In the Spikey’s hand was an indigo…dress…covered in stars…and a strawberry!?! Bakachu popped up. She then said, “Meet the reason you were kidnapped, A Yukata~!” I was face to face with the horrendous dress-thing. “This is the reason I was kidnapped!?!”

The grin on everyone’s face confirmed my troubles. A bat was swung at me, and I was kidnapped for four days just so I could wear a custom made dress-thing…

Bakachu snapped her fingers. I was jumped by Orangey and Fluffy. Spikey and Munchkin grinned darkly. The dress thing came closer. What was I going to do…?  I was running out of options. My vest was removed and I was shoved into the dress. Left flap went over right, and then a ribbon was tied. A star shaped trinket was added at the end.

I was shoved in a mirror. I looked at my pitiful self. To be clothed in women’s clothing?! The SHAME!!! God kill me now please…

“Picture time~!!”

I was grabbed and shoved into a dark room, illuminated by six star shaped lanterns. Bakachu told me to ‘smile’. If lifting your lips up is a smile is your only way to escape from these idiots, I’d gladly smile…I barely lifted my lip up when there was a flash. I vaguely wondered what jail would be like, and how many years I would be in for killing a few idiots.

I opened my mouth, hoping desperately that I was going to be set from the biggest pack of morons I’ve ever met. “Can I leave…?”

Bakachu waved her hand. “Sure, get lost…Here a goody”, she threw me a jewel. “Saito escort him out of the house, after he changes, and gets his bag o’ goodies back.”  

I sprinted to the room, removed the dress-thing, put on my vest, and checked my bag of goodies. Everything was in place. I was ready to be escorted to freedom~!

I was led to the front door by Spikey. When the doors opened, the world never looked so good. The sky was darkening, meaning I could get on with my thieving as if though I was never gone.

I just have to avoid suspicious Bakachu’s for as long as I live…I wonder what the hell said Bakachu did with that ridiculous picture…?